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Say “Hello!” to our Large Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue! At 12.5″ inches, he’s Extra Large and in charge! Don’t call him “cute”, this is one angry gnome! He may be a bit feisty – some would say slightly rude, naughty, cranky even, but he’s not afraid to give the world not one, but two “birds”! This little guy needs anger management, he’s flipping his middle fingers at just about everything that annoys him. He’s not saying “hello” to anyone, in fact, The collectible Double Bird Gnome sculpture is saying GO AWAY to the obnoxious pink flamingos, the dumb cat who constantly rubs up on him, the stupid squirrel, the neighbor’s idiot small yapping dog, and anyone else disturbing his peace! (And a not so subtle insult to the stuck-up neighbor who you’re secretly convinced is a robot alien!) // Gnometastic represents not just humorous lawn ornaments but a lifestyle! Our Garden Gnomes have charisma, attitude and just a whole lotta in your face Awesome (and a lil bit tacky). Embrace your inner love of novelty and gag gifts! Give in to the kitsch-y conga dancing in your head! Succumb to your secret anthem of Campy Fun! Be a part of this beautiful movement! Proudly display your Gnometastic Gnomes – it’s not just a funny lawn gnome – it’s art! // These quirky little guys will make a hilarious addition to any landscape they adorn – your garden, the kitchen, office (facing your boss’s door), the bathroom (?!) or just about anywhere! If you have an appreciation for funny garden gnomes, or just possess an offbeat sense of humor, our gnomes will appeal to you and make great gifts for your family and friends and their friends! (Enemies too, but we take no responsibility for that one!) DIMENSIONS: Stands 13″ inches Tall x 4.5″ Wide | Gnome statue weighs 2 lb | Made from Poly Resin and Weather Resistant. Made in China, Designed in the USA.
Now Extra Large Size at 12.5″ inches! “The Original” Double Bird Middle Finger Garden Gnome by Gnometastic – Funny Garden Gnome Statue for Lawn, Desk or Home Decor
Angry Dude: He’s a little bit rude, some would say naughty! This little guy is giving both “birds” to just about everything that pisses him off – the cat next door, irritating neighbors, pesky garden fairies, and the annoying squirrels!
Awesome Decoration: Hilarious addition to your garden, porch, yard, home or office or anywhere you think is appropriate! | Makes a funny gag gift idea for men and women, just about anyone with a sense of humor will laugh at this angry gnome!
Dimensions: Stands 12.5″ inches Tall x 4.5 inches Wide | Gnome figurine weighs 2.3 lbs | Made from Poly Resin and Weather Resistant
Safety Tested: Certified Lead Free Paint. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome Sculpture is hand painted with detailed accents | Made in China. Designed in USA